It's Only the Beginning: The rebel alliance strikes back, but the Vs strike back against the strike back and end up shooting Georgie, knifing Father Jack, and Anna seduces Erica's son with the allure of high power motors.

Thanksgiving: Awkward Thanksgiving dinners abound, as HRG hosts Sandra and her new tool of a boyfriend, Hiro stands up to Samuel at the carnies' feast, and Sylar joins the Petrellis for some pie.

Pregnant Pause: Apparently if you forget to clean on this show it is the end of the freaking world.

Ignorance is Bliss: House treats a man who would rather be dumb and happy than smart and sad, while he and his co-workers face the choice of being smart and happy or dumb and sad.

It Starts With an F, That's All I'm Saying: The Globetrotters are idiots.

Where Are They Now: We take a trip down memory lane with Losers past and see who looks fab and who's put on some flub.

Would I Think of Suicide?: Everyone shows their dark side this week: Carlos fires Lynette, Tom and Lynette sue Gaby and Carlos, Bree puts Orson and another guy at risk for a return to prison, Katherine tells MJ his mom's

Lost Boys : Trinity turns out to be more of a Quartet, and Dexter has to stop him from killing the first piece of his next four-way. Also, Christine's connection to Trinity is revealed via toothbrush.

We're Not Working with Anybody, Ever, Anymore!: Every team gets in a feud with another team, but you won't believe who doesn't get Philiminated.

Top 12 Results: Joe R's droopy-eyed boyfriend lays down a sweet solo but can't get 2/3 of the judges to give up the ghost on Nathan. Karen's also eliminated as we arrive at our Top 10.

Hairography: Quinn considers choosing Puck to be the daddy, and asks Kurt to make over Rachel for Finn, but Kurt wants Finn, too, so he sabotages the makeover, and Puck sabotages himself by sexting with Santana. Sextagon complete!

Hungry Man: Dexter ditches his own family Thanksgiving to spend some time with the Mitchells, and witness their hostage crisis that is their home life.

The First 27 Days: It's the Survivor Clip Show! Pull up a plate of leftovers and dig in.

Holidaze: Mark has a surprise daughter, Derek is, of course, brilliant and can do no wrong, and the Chief's drinking is only getting worse. Happy Thanksgiving-Christmas-New Year's, everyone!

The Day of Reckoning: Galu can't stop Li'l Russell from finding another immunity idol, can't keep their 6-4 majority after alienated Shambo switches to Foa Foa, and can't even win their only hope at Tribal Council that someone from Foa

Finale, Part 2: Meana Irina takes the win in a surprising twist that surprised no one and left the audience saying: Zzzz...

The Last Days Of Disco Stick: Serena and Tripp go all predictable, Blair's crazy continues to mosey forward at a leisurely pace, Nate is rad, and the Constance Queen becomes a pirate.

Abandon All Hope...: Our Intrepid Heroes track Lucifer to Carthage and shoot him in the face, but it's The Harvelle Girls who ended up blasted into an early grave. Happy holidays, everyone!

Slapsgiving 2: Revenge Of The Slap: It's Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap. Need I say more? If so: THAT'S FOUR!

Believe: We find out that Bryce is facing down the Big C and is convinced that meeting the lady of his flashforward is what's keeping him alive. Too bad her mom doesn't see it that way. And Aaron loses faith