Shocked TV Viewers See Pudsey Bear Grope Female Presenter During Children in Need! Perpetrator Revealed as Disgraced Children's Entertainer Sexually Obsessed with Children's TV Characters!

Claims That Tabloid Circulation War is Threatening to Pull British Politics Further into Gutter as Pro-Government Newspaper Hits Back at Rival's Anti-Brown Stories With Cameron Nazi Allegations!

Senior Royal Family Members Doped to Prevent Embarassing Antics at State Events! Sensational New Book Reveals Shocking Madcap Antics Which led to Sedation Policy!

Are Tory Leader David Cameron and the Bestial Wild Man Haunting Britain's Corridors of Power One and the Same Person? Political Blogger Sensationally Claims Opposition Leader's Abuse of Ancient Sexual Art for Electoral Gain has Unleashed His Inner Sex Fiend!

Occultist's Possessed Toilet Terrorises Hotel - Foul Odours and Things That Go Splash in the Night Drive Out Guests and Leave Staff Traumatised!

Will Unwitting Game Show Participants Incarcerated in Fake CIA Torture Camp Confess to Terror Outrages, or Will They Show 'X-Factor' and Resist Brutal Interrogations?

Frankenstein Monster Arrested as Noted Mad Scientist Attempts to Move on Gypsys Illegally Camping in Castle Grounds! Monster Maker Claims Local Authorities' Lack of Action Forced Him to Take Law into Own Hands!

Further GI Joe Casualties Expected as Father Abraham Co-ordinates Terror Campaign From Mountain Lair!

Occultist's Possessed Toilet Terrorises Hotel - Foul Odours and Things That Go Splash in the Night Drive Out Guests and Leave Staff Traumatised!

Will Unwitting Game Show Participants Incarcerated in Fake CIA Torture Camp Confess to Terror Outrages, or Will They Show 'X-Factor' and Resist Brutal Interrogations?

Are Suicide Trick-or-Treaters Set to Spread Terror This Halloween? Fears That Police Could Shoot Suicide Bomber Costumed Children by Mistake!

Is Uri Gellar a Psychic Sex Pest, Stalking Women With Possessed Household Appliamces? Neighbours Claim Famed Psychic's Supernatural Sex Life Has Played Havoc With Their Electrical Appliances!

Phantoms Flee in Fear From Top TV Ghost Hunter's Monstrous Enchanted Erection! Does Spirit of Dead Porn Star Guide Exorcist's Hands as he Whacks Off in Face of Fear?

Are Gang of Royal Dopplegangers Behind Recent Spate of Regal Misbehaviour? Former Royal Butler Suspects Bizarre Conspiracy to Discredit Royal Family with Army of Doubles!

Are Most of Britain's Top Paranormal Phenomena Hoaxes? World of Cryptozoology Shaken to Foundations by Revelation that Lincolnshire Sea Monster Created as Tourist Attraction!

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World of Conspiracy Theorists Rocked by Controversial New Thesis! Are Conspiracy Theories Themselves Just a Government-Controlled Smokescreen to Divert Attention Away From the Real Truth?

Police Fear New Terror Campaign as KGB-Trained Russian Mail Order Brides Infiltrate Britain! She Devils in the Pay of Al Qaieda or Vanguard of Militant Feminist Sexual Revolution?

Police Announce Crackdown on Drug Peddling Priests as Senior Church of England Cleric Claims Divine New Narcotic Vital Tool in Battle to Save Souls!

How are a series of apparently unmotivated attacks on stage magicians connected with a sinister political conspiracy and a top secret government project? Just why are some of the world's heads of state calling for a ban on mind readers?