1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position .2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.3: You are receiving this automatic notification because

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.The last person that quit or was fired will be the one

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.No one gets sick on Wednesdays.The longer the title, the less important the job.Machines that have broken